[b][i]DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA[/i][/b]

You spray that wily shit with everything you got, but your aim is of the Orkish persuasion. Which is to say, very bad.

[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/campaigns/391]Target: 6
Roll: 1[/url]

The Gretchin scurries away and hides under an ornamental skull. With the noticeable exception of its vital organs, you've obliterated everything in its general direction, including the hat.

Mother [i]fucker.[/i]

...

>Improvise.

You construct an origami hat out of the nearest Imperial Writ. Look at me. I am the captain now.

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Do Anything (1)
Fight (1)

Failures: 2