Andrew Jackson tugged the ends of his bowtie and then looked at his fellow presidents. He raised an eyebrow before being the first to speak his mind.

"The time is at hand, not for philosophy--but for action! I have but two questions: What gentlemen will I be leading, and with what weaponry will we be doing battle?"

He thrashed his right fist around over the table, before slamming it down on the once mighty tree.