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Ainz: *Nods* Indeed I am. Well, to a certain extent. *Briefly glances over at Fenris before returning his attention to you*
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*Pulls a modern smart phone out of thin air and tosses it to you.*
That's one of my disposal cell phones I have for accessing the existential internet.
It has unlimited data and should last you about a month or so before it stops working. After that, you'll need to get a legit one with your own money. That aside, I have lists of verified existential hotspots and dimensional hubs bookmarked in it, so I would visit those once you manage to travel by your own will. Of course that will be useless if you can't learn to travel before it expires.