Carver looked around the armory. "Obviously the final decision is yours, but I do have a few suggestions if you'd like."

She pointed to some Godzilla Glue with a twisted spreading grin. "I can think of a few good uses for that, for example."

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"Well, we did just get a new shipment of salamander tongues and camel toe clippings," she suggested, turning to point to another shelf. "I haven't tried them yet; they can be used for cooking, but the only actual recipe I know is a potion that... causes [i]specific[/i] physical effects."

She raised her unibrow suggestively. "And I want to be [i]sure[/i] about the person I test it on, you know?"