@Deserted

Excellent application (and very funny XD). I could accept you now. However, I'd like to know how he becomes part of the Excalibur Guild of the Zerandar Kingdom. How about if he was from another kingdom's Guild, however got accidentally packed into a delivery crate of meat and ham? The crate is sent to Zerandar where he manages to get out (gives the receiver a near heart attack), learns of the Excalibur Guild, and starts pretending to be a member. Because he just doesn't give a damn about who he serves anymore.

Although, I'm not telling you how to create your character. What happens to him is still up to you, I'm just throwing out suggestions. Like I said, he is already accepted. I'd just like to know how he becomes affiliated with the Excalibur Guild (Preferably in a strange way).