I swear I would have requested doing so had you gone missing for another few hours. I'd have told them to deploy tanks and helicopters and look for a guy that looks vaguely like Jesus Christ.

Oh shit. Do we have another /pol/lster in our midst?

Still haven't decided on a nation so far.

Any suggestions/nations that important but aren't taken yet?

The Nexerus said
Still haven't decided on a nation so far.Any suggestions/nations that important but aren't taken yet?

France comes to mind. There are a few other cool nations I wouldn't mind seeing played, like Serbia. Or Hungary. The US is up for grabs, but that's a lot of responsibility, so if you don't think you can handle it... There's also Japan, which still has its empire and is probably the only nation in Asia that is about as important as China.

Iceland looks like the perfect place to launch an empire.

Vilageidiotx said
Iceland looks like the perfect place to launch an empire.

Doesn't look as good as Andora if you want a real, long-lasting empire.

No. Launch an empire from Jan Mayen.



Paradox approved.

Nation:Serbia(Consisting of Serbia, Kosovo, and Montenegro)
Leader: Alexsandar Borislav
History:Serbia was initially occupied by Austria-Hungary during The Great War. During 1919 with Austria-Hungary on the decline Serbian forces that had been exiled to Greece made their move and reentered Serbia, beginning a liberation movement against the Austrian occupation. The movement was successful in undermining the occupation of Serbia but actually failed to force the Austrian forces out of Serbia. The liberation of Serbia finally came in 1922 with the collapse of Austria-Hungary and the help of Bosnia, Slovenia, Croatia, and Herzegovina who had rebelled from Austria and formed there own countries. The liberated Serbia united with Bosnia, Slovenia, Croatia, and Herzegovina to form Yugoslavia. The new union set its goals to rebuilding Serbia and industrializing it. The remained out of The Great War after Austria collapsed and took more neutral stances toward diplomacy and war.

During the 1950s Bojan Boris wanted to see nationalistic, imperialist, and autocratic ideals rise, called his new set of ideals Bojanism it saws its rise in Serbia, Kosovo, and Montenegro. Serbia wanted to see Bojanism as Yugoslavia's main ideal, however the other states were seeing a rise of Socialism and it was quickly becoming the dominate ideal for Yugoslavia. Not wanting to see Socialism take over Yugoslavia Serbia split, taking Kosovo and Montenegro with it, which formed into just Serbia. The new Serbia promptly tried to invade Yugoslavia and force Bojanism upon it, but they were quickly repulsed by the forces of Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia became known as The Yugoslavian Union of Socialist States, while Serbia began biding its time and building its military. There were reforms throughout Serbia that led to a Dictatorship put in place, and many Bojanist ideals becoming the policies of the nation.

Come 1974 Bojan Borris died, and Alexsandar Borislav took control as the Dictator of Serbia. He was credited with making a swift decision about Swiss's debt early on in his regime. Alexsandar Borislav began reforming Serbia, choosing reforms he though would lead to a more ideal society. One of these included Public Health care and schools, and benefits for the poor and unemployed. He was heralded for being even greater the Bojan as a leader of Serbia, and he began making plans to reunite Serbia with Yugoslavia, its time over due to recognize Bojanism as its one true ideal.

Come 1978 was a bit of a celebration for the Bojanist Part and Alexsandar in Serbia. Yugoslavia was finally collapsing, and split into multiple states. While united Yugoslavia was to strong for Serbia to take over, it was in pieces, with most of the countries suffering from losses of resources and revolts. Bojanism saws its rise again as the people of Serbia wanted to see Yugoslavia united with Serbia once again.

Alrighty then.

YAY!
And I need to actually begin thinking of how this ark for reuniting Serbia and the collapsed Yugoslavia is going to go.

TheEvanCat said
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.They're so Catholic they started, like, setting cars on fire or something the moment anyone entertained the idea of gay marriage.

That's not true. France is one of the most secular countries in the world. The opponents were just very marginal and very vocal traditionalists.The government was lame at defending its own law, too.

Will France get its 500th constitution soon then?

Veoline said
That's not true. France is one of the most secular countries in the world. The opponents were just very marginal and very vocal traditionalists.The government was lame at defending its own law, too.

François Hollande is called Jello or something, right?

And my mistake. You guys set cars on fire when you have to work for more than two days a week. :P

TheEvanCat said
You guys set cars on fire when you have to work for more than two days a week. :P

To be fair, I usually feel the same way.

Vilageidiotx said
To be fair, I usually feel the same way.

I had to go back to school but my dad wouldn't let me flip the SUV while wearing an American flag shemagh and shouting for freedom.

And we say we are free...

I'd refute your argument, Evan, but I don't want to become an annoying patriot, so let's just leave it at that. Doing bad things is bad, anyway, and I don't want to do bad things.

Veoline said
I'd refute your argument, Evan, but I don't want to become an annoying patriot, so let's just leave it at that. Doing bad things is bad, anyway, and I don't want to do bad things.

Relax, homie. I wouldn't be able to hear you over my freedom anyways.

The Nexerus said
Still haven't decided on a nation so far.Any suggestions/nations that important but aren't taken yet?

Yemen, South Finland, South Africa, France, Japan, Russian Republic, Western Communes, Slavic Union(Poland/Ukraine), Turkestan/Kazakhstan, Turkey, Egypt, Libya and Syria.

I'd say go with Kazakhstan or France. Kazakhstan is quite a big country yet it hasn't been explored much and as far as I know, it isn't communist, so you can build up some sweet canon for yourself. France still has a few colonies floating about and probably back to it's old, second-rate power.