Guys, no questions, this is my official pairings thread. Also, I will bump this thread pathologically until I form a multi-page interest check. You have been warned. 

[b][u]DA BORK RULEZ[/u][/b]

1) There is only Bork.
2) You are Bork.
3) This thread is Bork.
4) Soon, the whole world will be borked to Bork. 

[b][u]DA BEST PAIRINGS IN DA WURLD[/u][/b]

- ROCK (ME/YOU) X PAPER (ME/YOU) X SCISSORS (ME/YOU) 
- THE PLANT (ME) X SUNLIGHT (ME) X CARBON DIOXIDE (YOU) X WATER (YOU)
- INCEST 
- TRUCK (ME) X JAYWALKER (YOU) 
- COCAINE (ME) X THE STRAW THAT GOES UP YOUR NOSTRILS (YOU) 
- SPACE SQUID (ME) X SPACE SPERM WHALE THAT EATS IT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE FOOD CHAIN WORKS (YOU) 
- IMBALANCED POWER RELATIONSHIPS VERSION ONE MILLION

[b][u]FANDUMS[/b][/u]
- Foodfight the Movie
- The Smurfs Movie
- The Bee Movie 
- Toy Story 
- Freddy Got Fingered 
- Every M.Night Shyamalan Movie. Ever. 
- Every Uwe Boll Movie.