#neverbrokenabonegang

Haven't fallen out a tree yet but I did yeet myself down Superman Hill (local name for a steep ass hill) on accident once when I was going on a trail hike years ago. Tried to be careful, foot slipped, went tumbling. Almost took a creek bed full of rocks to the face, but somehow I managed to stop in time. One of my shoes and my glasses went flying on the way down, too.