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I'm not sure what would qualify, as it happens.

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Whatever you want to!

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Watching the spar between Soren and Ona, in that case.

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A spar! Wow. We haven’t had one of those in ages! Is it any good?

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It's interesting, but I'm not totally sure what they're doing or who's going to win.

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I’m biased toward... hmm... looking at them right now... *Takes a teacup and begins pouring it into gibberish symbols in the air*

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What does that mean?

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These are my calculations about who is most likely to win the spar! *With a grinding sound, I turn the ‘board’ of calculations so you can see it directly* Some bits: this here *Points to the top left corner* accounts for the average poetic meter to which their speech is closest! I call it the Artificially Enjambed Average Meter Parameter.

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And that results in?

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Hmm... after factoring in the Arbitrary Anti-Non-Involvement Parameter and the Rave Nomination Generator’s output... the answer is... you!

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I'm going to win?

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Yes! *Beams*

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How? I'm not competing.

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*Frowns* The calculations don’t bother with pesky facts like that, silly! The numbers say you’re going to win, and the numbers just don’t lie.

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Do they tell you how?

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No! Definitely not. Numbers are just numbers, Prism; they aren’t all-knowing!

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Are they not?

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Debatable! These are tea numbers, and tea is pretty powerful.

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Are you unhappy about anything?

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Who does the tea say will win and how?