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Why have you been sitting in the dark for so long, then? Was it just hard to find a planet, or...?

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*The needles fire faster and faster in every single direction*

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W-well, t-there have been a few planets... b-but they didn't really work out in the end...
B-by the way, do you two have names?

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Sure, my name is Isis. It's good to meetcha!

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N-nice to meet you!...
*Shy smile*

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*Closes the elliptical door of the chamber*
Good luck!
*The chamber shoots a metal bolt through your skull, killing you instantly*

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Flicker: A bit round about, but I called it.

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Did you? It's the only way this machine will work.

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*Upon coming in contact with the needles, the Prion spreads the black cloud further, which shoots out in random directions like a sparkler, small particulates flashing intensely before being consumed again by the darkness, shooting out and repeating the process indefinitely*

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Flicker: Kinda. The whole dying part of it anyways.

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*Watches as this happens*
What... is that stuff?

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*Upon coming in contact with the needles, the Prion spreads the black cloud further, which shoots out in random directions like a sparkler, small particulates flashing intensely before being consumed again by the darkness, shooting out and repeating the process indefinitely*

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Very deadly.
*Laughs*
It's known as Prion.

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*The needles to not stop firing, and continue to fire faster*
A bit proud of it then, are we?

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Easiest way to collect his soul. It's painless and fast.

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Flicker: True. Kinda funny in an ironic way.

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*The shadow creatures are riddled with holes from the blasts and fly toward you*
As they say, pride is the source of ambition.

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*They are intercepted by yet another, smaller web of strings spawned from the previously generated set, which induce the same effect as the needles*

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What can you do, right?

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Flicker: Maybe enjoy some morbid humor? *Chuckles.*

Serious note though, I'm glad there's at least an upside to this that allows it to be funny.