@MikkishtheLeprechaun

" Damn why do I keep putting my foot in mouth."
Ash drew his boomstick, "it's about to get real ugly."
"Yo mama, daddy has a little sumptin for ya, suck on this!" Ash yelled as he squeezed both barrels off at the encroaching deadite *KABOOM*
The deadite's head exploded ,sending blood and brains all over them.
For the second deadite, Ash kicked in the O' chainsaw, and shoved it deep into it's chest, ripping and cutting the deadite's flesh.
Blood and guts, and whatever it had eaten , was now raining down upon Ash and anyone neat him.
A crazed bizarre look of enjoyment spread across Ash's face.
Seeing the third deadite coming, he tried to remove the chainsaw but it was stuck.
"Uh oh, shit...shit..a little help here, somebody!"

@ZAVAZggg@Kenshi@letmehaveone2

Ash was stuck, and a psycho was coming in for the attack. While the woman deadite was dainty, Jesse knew how certain levels of crazy could trump physical strength.

He aimed his gun to shoot the deadite in the head, but the deadite was gunned down by something else. A machine gun. Jesse turned to see the shooter, to find a box-like robot with two rotating machine guns. It turned to Valeyard and its guns started spinning, to be cut off by gunshots from Jesse’s glock which had little effect, but drew its attention. Jesse dove again into the alley as a hail of machine gun fire came at him.

@ZAVAZggg

The hail of machine gun rounds continued to the Valeyard after the laser tore a hole in the terminator. It was damaged, but not out for the count, and struggled to continue fighting.

@ZAVAZggg

Ash stopped when he heard running footsteps behind him, and turned to face whatever had pursued him.
It was the older man he had literally ran into, "Thanks for your help back there."
He huffed and puffed, " I'm getting to old for this shit."
" I don't think we properly introduced ourselves, I'm Ash Williams." he said extending his hand to the elder gentleman.
"Any idea what the hell this world is, deadites, machines with machine guns, talking cats...am I losing my ever loving mind?"

@ZAVAZggg

Ash looked at his hand when the man didn't shake, and noticed why, it was covered in deadite blood.
"Sorry bout that." He wiped his hand on his shirt, one clean spot ,no longer.
"Frail minds? Humans? Shit, are you some ET , I thought you would be green, smaller and bug eyed.?"
Ash slapped himself in the forehead, "You're a freaking martian!"
Ash backed up a few steps, " look pal, I ain't keen on being probed."

@ZAVAZggg

" I was just thinking , friend, maybe we should split up, cover more ground that way."
Ash continued backstepping, "D..Does that sound..like a plan, to you pal?"
I need hardware to handle this guy, Ash made a quick dive thru the window of Barnes and Noble store.
He reached out for something heavy he could throw, and grabbed a book?
"Damnit!"

@ZAVAZggg

The store was split up into several sections. A video game section was to his left, a computer section to his right and the tv section was at the far end opposite the entrance. Even still, the big screen TVs were visible from anywhere in the store, and a rerun of Dr Who was playing.