@Dark Cloud Jesse generally didn't trust strange liquids. He vaguely remembered seeing someone melt from acid as a kid, then having nightmares from then on that all water sources were corrosive. As he was about to decline, he noticed signs of intoxication with the old man, and took the flask and sipped.
"Hoo!" Jesse exclaimed "Thats not vodka. Thats...something else." He noticed Zyx in the corner, and remembered what he was doing that lead him here.
"Hey, you don't know someone named Morty, do you?"
@Kenshi The alarm blared and everyone in the store and outside nearby could hear. As soon as the manager showed up with a shotgun, he took one look at Uber Jason and immediately ran out the emergency exit. Like every other time someone caused trouble, someone was bound to show up and deal with the situation. Alas no Terminator showed, but things like him did. Two T-1 machines rolled along the street on treads as people looked on speculating on if "Jason vs Terminator" was a possible upcoming movie, when the machines rotated their guns and started mowing people down. When they got to Jason, they laid into him with their machineguns.