[quote=@Multifarious]
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*Strains to maintain the hold for just a few moments longer, drifting backwards closer to the wall with you, turning you to face it before being forced off, hitting you in the side with a glowing green fist before we fly apart, slamming you directly into the wall and burning your side like extremely intense acid*
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*Grips my side, clearly perturbed by the strike*
Agh!
*Places my palm on the ground and manipulates the magnetic field of the planet to exert an extreme positive magnetic charge, pulling you to the ground*

[quote=@Etcetera]
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*Takes the opportunity to slowly make my way toward the center console*
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*Flings a spinning disk of metal at your face, which locks onto your body and heats up by shifting the magnetic field around you*