[quote=@Multifarious]
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*Grabs your arm and bends it backward heavily, snapping it, and I grab the blade in your shoulder and twist it slightly*
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*Screams in pain*
STOP!
*Creates the same trail of magnetic monopoles that propel me away from you, using the iron in my bones to create a makeshift magnetic splint*