[quote=@Webmaster]
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*Screams in pain*
STOP!
*Creates the same trail of magnetic monopoles that propel me away from you, using the iron in my bones to create a makeshift magnetic splint*
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*Stoically stands up straight on the ceiling, and my skin tone begins to shift to a luminescent pink as I stagger and fall from the ceiling to the floor*