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*Stoically stands up straight on the ceiling, and my skin tone begins to shift to a luminescent pink as I stagger and fall from the ceiling to the floor*
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*Looks up into the sky and sighs with relief*
Thank you...
*An asteroid primarily composed of iron barrels into the planet at an alarming rate*