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*Clenches my fists and grits my teeth as the melted flesh of my legs drips off, but quickly starts reforming in pink light in combination with your efforts*

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*Turns and glares at you, more angrily than any time prior*
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*Shifts my gaze to avoid your eyes*
You've made your choice...
*The spinning mass moves quickly enough that atoms are ripped into their most fundamental components, glowing too brightly to look at*
Tesla's Particle Cannon!
*The rudimentary particle accelerator feeds the rest of its ammunition into the center of the magnetic circle, firing into both of you and shredding anything in its way*