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*Tugs at my hair*
Feels pretty real to me.
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Well your hair itself would be real, obviously.
*Shakes my head*
But that’s not important. Sorry to be abrupt with it, but I can’t just pretend to be casual without dealing with the elephant in the room first.
*Takes out the paper Singularity gave me and sets it on the table*
That’s for you.