New potential gob lore. Gobs don’t actually get names when they’re born, because it’s so rare for them to actually survive childhood. They only get to have names once they’ve made it to a year old, and usually they end up having to come up with it themselves.

Also, because of their ridiculously short life cycle, natural selection works on them at hyperspeed, so you can run into all kinds of weird goblin subspecies depending on the surrounding environment. Hell, it’s probably how the other goblinoid species like Hobs and Bugbears became a thing, although I imagine Hobgoblins would consider it a grave insult to suggest it around them.