[quote=@Armed Forces]
<Snipped quote by Tank O The Lake>

I'm not from here. You wouldn't believe me if I told you exactly [i]how[/i] not from here I am. But maybe you want to hear it?...
[/quote]

Why don't we?  And believe me, these last few years have been more than strange.  Judging by the Gateway behind me...

*Points behind me to the archway*

...You can tell as to why.