[I]"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"[/I]
*climbs through window, snatches up kids, a wife and a husband...*
Husband: I: <( . . . ) "So...what? Are you going to rape us?" I:<
Wife: D: <( ! ! ! ) "Rape us?!"
Me: "What? Oh, no no no no! I just need somebody to do my tax return, since my mother is vacationing back in the Philippines. Of course, I'm not paying you, this is how this thing works..." 

:3 <( <3 )
*presses cold, wet, corpse nose to the side of Athanshadow's feet*