Food poisoning ftw amiright lads? XD ..Seriously tho you gonna eat dat cake? For some reason I feel a compulsion to eat all this delicious cake just laid out here all for me. [i]WHAT COULD GO WRONG?[/i]

[hr]EDIT: Rereading my last IC post two thoughts crossed my mind;
- In one sentence I wrote [i]His bunny girl friend[/i] and was like [i]Huh, did I just not see how that looked in the draft or am I as airheaded as Sam?[/i]
- Most important of all that crossed my mind was the fact that [i]if[/i] the cute shog is accepted, she will [i]in my opinion[/i] almost surely already be on board the ship, and whose the first person boarding the vessel? Sam, with a heavy suitcase going to find a room...

If this isn't a trap I don't know what it is but I've a sneaking suspicion that it will involve cakes and aggressive forced hugs but also not limited to: being forcibly spoon-fed delicis Shogcake™, being unwittingly made master, being likely crushed to death, etc.