[quote=@Dark Cloud]
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Very true, if Sam was more self-aware he would be living deep in some dimly lit cave probably cursing whatever god allowed him to exist in such a horny man-crazed world that he was simply thrust into.

EDIT: Not to mention the sheer fact he will either A) be hunted down and captured for dissection or captivity or B) husband hunted to the ends of the earth.
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This is why he and Cammy should be friends. Ape together strong!