[quote=@Artifact]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

*Takes a breath as if to say something, but then tightens my lips, rethinking it*
...Probably you.
[/quote]

No, it's not.
*Looks at you sternly*
If this really isn't some ploy to waste my time, then you need to understand that you're not with them anymore. Don't hide their secrets.