[quote=@Memory] *The device on my back extends into the barrel of a familiar cannon as tall as you—from one of the black spheres around me, a faint, distressed voice is audible shouting “No, w— do—“* I’m always correct. *My entire form is hidden by the shower of sparks that erupts from my body, while the cannon shoots a max-power doomsday laser at you point-blank; the blast annihilates a perfect circle out of the planet and continues to the outer edge of the dimension, where it causes the fabric of the dimensional barrier to ripple and buckle* [/quote] Aeron: *absorbs the blast in an amaranthine portal* Tsk,Tsk,Tsk. That'll get you nowhere.