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I will demonstrate the true power of omniscience.
*In a clean motion, drives the knife into my own abdomen—time seems to jerk to a stop a fraction of a moment before each strike lands, and all color is drained from the region, casting the appearance of light and dark splotches across the landscape; as soon as the last blow connects, the world appears to lurch back to normal, but I instead stand several yards away with my now-onyx sword held out to the side, having sliced through each aggressor in the intervening moment*
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*The attacks hit me viciously, tearing into me, but they heal up almost instantaneously*

You'll have to hit a [i]lot[/i] harder than that.