[quote=@Memory]
<Snipped quote by Ignacious>

*The device on my back extends into the barrel of a familiar cannon as tall as you—from one of the black spheres around me, a faint, distressed voice is audible shouting “No, w— do—“*
I’m always correct.
*My entire form is hidden by the shower of sparks that erupts from my body, while the cannon shoots a max-power doomsday laser at you point-blank; the blast annihilates a perfect circle out of the planet and continues to the outer edge of the dimension, where it causes the fabric of the dimensional barrier to ripple and buckle*
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*after a few moments I shoot out above the laser downstream, smoking from my body and holding a metallic bowl-like shield*