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*My body is eviscerated by the attack and urgently rebuilds itself in a dazzling display of prismatic sparks*
Almost!
*The laser source automatically splits into a pair of crossed blades whose edges light up with the remaining energy from the laser and injure me as the sparks flow into them*
But not quite!
*Thrusts the handles of the blades together, cleaving you in half like a gigantic pair of scissors*
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*Raises my arms to catch the blades, cutting into my hands like a sharp steel rod into concrete, then releases once i duck under the blades, dashing toward you to stab through your stomach with a blazing hand, as well as sinking my teeth into your throat like a savage, hungry animal, attempting to rip your throat out*