[quote=@BigPapaBelial]
I do apologize folks. I was a third through my post when I just decided "feck it I'm going full Scots" and broke out Scotranslate.

Actually no I don't apologize this is going to be great. If the Scots gets to hard let me know. I'll try and make it easier.
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Mad respect my friend. The sheer concept of a Scots feline doctor on a seedy space freighter had me cackling.