[quote=@Gareth]
Welcome to the Guild.  We don't bite.  Mostly.  
[/quote]

We don't?

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the guild. To help with remembering everything you enjoy, why not write a list? One of those moleskine pocket notebook clones help, especially in bright colors (or get a dark color and add a sticker on the front). Don't forget a pen! 

And maybe look for one of those construction helmets to wear when you're near a ceiling fan.

I like scifi and fantasy, sometimes I delve into something modern. 

I hope you enjoy your time with us!