[quote=@Legend]
<Snipped quote by Techspert>

*Arcs toward you in a blurred streamer of orange and white, the same pair of scissors inexplicably in my hand, emblazoned with aquatic blue edges and gleaming silver handles*
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*Flicks my scythe in a quarter-turn counterclockwise, catching the edge of the scissors with the flat of my blade and knocking you downward with its neck*