[quote=@Memory]
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Young man: Brave.
Old man: Foolish.
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[quote=@Legend]
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Last resort.
*Spins my scissors around on my finger*
He didn’t have a choice. But now comes the interesting part.
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*After several agonizing minutes, gathers the strength to pull myself the few millimeters above the river, still suspended by the boat over its surface, then yanks myself into the hull, gasping for breath*