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*my eyes glow as I back flip with the blast, grappling onto your arm then shoulder, slamming the barrel of my sniper on your back*
Don't worry! You'll just feel a bit of pressure!!
*fires a blank that sends you into the building to where I stood*
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*The shot blasts me feet-first through the side of the building, kicking up a storm of glass and fragmented pieces of the building's structure*
You can't pay for this kind of massage, baby!
*Flings an electromechanical spinner to your right, which boomerangs straight toward your neck*