[quote=@Valiance]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

Such a bizarre circumstance like this, with such impossible odds of happening. I’m not one to babble about fate, but maybe it actually did have a hand in this. Maybe this plan will end up better.
*Follows you*
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*We step onto an irregular-shaped scarlet planet, decorated with enormous hollow tubes that stretch out from its surface and undulate beyond the atmosphere; the ground squishes softly on each step and oozes a viscous red liquid*
In that case, I've decided I detest fate.