[quote=@Nimda]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

*We step onto an irregular-shaped scarlet planet, decorated with enormous hollow tubes that stretch out from its surface and undulate beyond the atmosphere; the ground squishes softly on each step and oozes a viscous red liquid*
In that case, I've decided I detest fate.
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*Looks around and the environment first, then down at the ground, and I lift my leg up to look at the bottom of my foot*
You know, don’t think I’ve ever been more grateful that this suit of armor is waterproofed.