[quote=@Melodious]
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*Blinks*
I mean, feels like something like that would always be convenient. And you seem to always almost make sense.
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You’ve caught on to my scheme! I can’t just poof up anything I want out there—that would be deus ex machina and a terrible writing practice.
*Karate chops into my open palm with each word*
It has to be [i]thematic[/i]. It has to be [i]clever.[/i] It has to be [i]interesting.[/i]