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I was thinking of having a pirate ship. And when I say pirate ship, I don't mean a ship that is run by pirates, I mean a ship that [i]is[/i] a pirate. A very stereotypical pirate, who constantly says "Avast!" and "Arr!" and other piratey things, is quick to break into musical sky shanties about plundering booty and drinking rum, and always eagerly advocates for making any and all captives walk the plank.
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That is significantly sillier than I was aiming for, tonally. Not entirely sure I'd have the patience to write it.