Oh, because I forgot to post this earlier:

[quote=@Zool]
Some adventurers were gifted with the Fire Domain.  Some Light.  Some Water.  [i]MacKensie's[/i] Domain was [i]Retail[/i].
[/quote]

[i]The water ninja appears to attack Second Chance[/i]
MacKensie: this scarf matches your eye
Water ninja: [i]explodes[/i]