I like the idea of truck-kun being responsible for killing every single character in this story, an the ways that it happened it just gets progressively more and more outrageous. xD

Char #1: Killed by truck-kun when crossing the street

Char #2: Killed by truck-kun while walking home from a bar, late at night, while intoxicated.

Char #3: Killed by a speeding truck-kun when walking to their car inside an underground parking garage.

Char #4: Killed by truck-kun when it crashed through the store-front of the boutique they were shopping for a present for their significant other.

Char #5: Killed by truck-kun when it drove off a bridge while they were enjoying a nice swim in the river below.

Char #6: Killed by turck-kun while smoking on the roof, after it went flying off a ramp near a construction-site.

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Dalton: *Kubrick stare, hands shaking, one corner of his lip twitches involuntarily* "I've changed my mind about my patron."


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Morgana: "Like, OH-EM-EEG, girlfriend! We're like, 'totes gonna be BFFs for-evurrrr! Holla back, yeeeeeee! Selfie~!"