[quote=@Xaltwind] I like the idea of truck-kun being responsible for killing every single character in this story, an the ways that it happened it just gets progressively more and more outrageous. xD Char #1: Killed by truck-kun when crossing the street Char #2: Killed by truck-kun while walking home from a bar, late at night, while intoxicated. Char #3: Killed by a speeding truck-kun when walking to their car inside an underground parking garage. Char #4: Killed by truck-kun when it crashed through the store-front of the boutique they were shopping for a present for their significant other. Char #5: Killed by truck-kun when it drove off a bridge while they were enjoying a nice swim in the river below. Char #6: Killed by turck-kun while smoking on the roof, after it went flying off a ramp near a construction-site. [/quote] A naval officer inspecting the carrier's deck hears a drawn out "MEEEEP MEEEEP!" as Truck-kun breaches the waves, leaping like a glorious orca. A spelunker rappels down a tunnel, which opens into a limestone cavern. His flashlight sparkles off the walls as he hangs from the rope--then two enormous headlights outline his shape as Truck-kun's engine revs. Two pilots flip off their intercom as they reach cruising altitude, one taking a sip of his coffee. Then both scream as Truck-kun emerges from the cloud bank directly in front of them with a furious rumble. Astronauts float aboard the ISS, watching the outer monitors as one brave soul, tethered against the vast emptiness, performs repairs on the satellite array. After several tense moments...he holds up his thumb. Then Truck-kun slams into him, carrying them both into re-entry in a fiery ball of rage!