[quote=@Zeroth]
Dalton: *opens his eyes, looks into a river, clutches his face* "NOOOOO, anything but a FURRY!" *hiccups and "UwUs" on reflex* "AAAAHHHHH!"
[/quote]

My noodle, complaining: "At least you have legs!"

Annoyed muttering: [i]"Ugh! So inconvenient. Taking away one of my best assests, making me crawl?! I'll strangle you when I find you, 'God'!"[/i]