[CENTER][color=00746b][h2]Downfall: Trinket, Bauble, and Charm's[/h2][/color][/CENTER]

The darklings let out laughs at the fact that Brutrumukk called them Munchkins in turn. After he asked about the Duskmallow Pie and the Mug of Bumblebeer, along with a Morningstar, they answered him, 

"Do we look like weaponsmiths to you? No, we don't have Morningstars!"
"But you are a lucky customer! We have the last Duskmallow Pie and Bumblebeer!"

They bring out the items in question. The mug seems to be sealed with a stein like cover, and buzzing could be heard inside. The duskmallow pie, as the sign indicated, definitely has bite marks where a crust once was. Both goblinoids can see the interior of the pie: It looks like a butterscotch and marshmallow filling. 

The darklings hold onto the items as they speak, 

"The Duskmallow Pie is oh so sweet, especially when you're wounded! However, for this, we would like your ability to tan yourself and maintain your normal complexion when you're in the sun," 

The second darkling speaks up, 

"A whole mug of Bumblebeer is great for when you want to boogie, socialize, and possibly find yourself a sweet honey! For this, we ask for your mental resilience to explosions of all kinds,"

After they give their offers for Brutrumukk to consider, they turn to Jub next for his requests. 

They whisper to themselves and quickly rummage around the back. They then come out with the requested items.

The first item Jub requested were clothes alright....A full on pink and blue Jester Costume, complete with the hat with bells, and curled toe shoes. They speak,

"Now this is a deal! These clothes once belonged to a Jester. Now it's said that this Jester's spirit still clings to his attire, so should the wearer find themselves in danger while in this attire, they'll find themselves naturally able to tumble away! For this, I would say....the color of your blood would be a good price!"

The darklings then consult with each other quietly as they gathered the materials needed for the Find Familiar spell. They then seem to look through a small gadget and look in awe before giggling to themselves.

They speak to Jub once more, "For each component, there is a price! 

For the herbs, we want the color of your eyes. 

For the incense, you shall let the full moon influence you and let your wild side out to play forevermore. 

For the charcoal, we ask for your most treasured memory. 

And finally, the brass brazier...we have seen that your first born shall carve a great destiny for themselves! We want the custody of the child starting at the moment of their birth,"

[hider=Fey Deals for Products]

Duskmallow Pie <--> Your skin becomes hot pink in direct sun light.
Mug of Bumblebeer <--> Even the smallest explosion looks like a nuclear detonation to you.

Jester Costume <--> Your blood is now alabaster white.
Herbs <--> The color of your eyes.
Incense <--> On a full moon you think and act like you have transformed into a lycanthrope but in fact don’t.
Charcoal <--> You lose your most treasured memory.
Brass Brazier <--> Your firstborn shall carve out a great destiny but will be taken from you at the moment of its birth, either through the fey arriving and taking it or its mortal body arriving as a still birth and it's soul being born into the fey wild.[/hider]