Posted!

[quote=@Vlad Tepes]
Gransylva's highway department was murdered by a bloodthirsty vampire hundreds of years ago. The roads ain't been maintained ever since.
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Alistair: "Ridiculous." *kicks dirt into a pothole* "How then, does this Vampire King expect to provide for his horde of horrors? And how does he pay them, with no functioning economy? They can't possibly [i]all[/i] be hell-bent on supporting his dark rule for no recompense!"

*A zombie steps out of the shadows next to him* "Yeagh...We dun even havegh dental..." *Its teeth fall out*

Alistair: "You see? They don't even have dental." *cuts its head off and sets the body on fire*