Brutrumukk: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Gabriel: You... you were putting it in cold water???
Jub: Brutrumukk. Answer the question Brutrumukk.
Brutrumukk: Yeah, I thought for like five years people just put it into hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water???
Jub: You don't have patience to ask someone to use Prestidigitation for 3 minutes?
Zavakri: Why are you. Using Prestidigitation. To boil it?!
Jub: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Zavakri: It takes less than a minute!
Jub: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Zavakri: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove???
Jub: Like seven minutes!
Zavakri: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.
Jub: You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? [i]On medium heat???[/i] Your stove is enchanted.
Tsak: Every single person in this party is a fucking lunatic.
Aurora: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

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