[quote=@Zealz]
<Snipped quote by Melodious>

Seriously! You are the one who called out her bathroom problems! 
*points at you amidst the flames*
Before we talk about why I am here, we should talk about why you are talking about that! 
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*My face grows dark with absolute scorn*
No one has a “bathroom problem”. I recommend you abandon your stalling tactic, as I am the only one getting you out of this. And that is no guarantee.