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*A radiant blue likeness of myself with far more magical energy than I bursts from the ceiling as you approach and grabs you by the torso, spins in several circles to build angular momentum, and then flings you into the ground*
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*Lands with a slam into standing just above the collapsing floor on a platform of red*
So much time to attack a friend and nary a moment to explain yourself.
*The miniature black holes begin to spin in space around us at varying speeds, merging together smoothly along their paths*