[quote=@Zealz]
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*stops and looks down at my feet, then takes small run start and attempts to skate but immediately catches the ground and flips forward, tumbling a bit and lays there in an awkward position*
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*Walks over and squats down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder*
Maybe you should just stick to skating on ice?