[quote=@Fractured]
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Oh, I'm not, I'm—I'm actually applying for a job.
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Ohh, even better!

[quote=@RoadkilBanana]
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Well, I have no recollection of when, where, or even who I was created by... And as for after, I was found by this Reploid named Red, and joined his syndicate for a while, until I noticed their methods of doing things were overly violent, with no regard for who was hurt in the process. 
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Are you both applying together?