[center][h3][b][color=ec008c]JURI HAN[/color][/b][/h3]
Level 5: 0/50
Location: Carnival Games
Word Count: 812
Points Gained: 2
New EXP Balance: Level 5: 02/50[/center]
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This, Juri had found, was turning out to be a real pain in the ass. After kicking around the weaklings of Carnival Town, Juri had gotten bored. None of them were tough. All she had done was run around and get whatever she wanted. It was fun for a while but there was nothing actually going on here. It was just a bunch of clowns and stupid shows. She’d probably have to clear out soon, abandoning all the terror she had wrought and reputation she had built up as the baddest bitch in town. But before that, she might as well give the main attraction a try.

Despite it looking like the lamest, corniest thing ever, she had no choice but to actually try out these stupid games. And so far, she has been right about her assumptions. Stuck with loser teammates who did nothing but slow her down and asinine ‘games’ that just had her running around the place like a monkey. Worst of all, no one was even getting hurt. It was a regular Candyland parade. What a joke. At the very least, Juri Han was going to get rewarded for her efforts. She wasn’t going to go through all this just to be left with nothing, that was for sure. She’d get her hands on these spirits or whatever and use them or sell them or whatever was the best idea. It didn’t really matter. Getting out of here empty handed was not an option. 

Now, she had been teleported to a place that looked like it had been dShe immediately yanked the dumb helmet off. It totally clashed with her style. It was bad enough she’d rather suffocate to death. If there was a camera, she’d have to be the one filming for that reason alone.  Then she looked around at the teammates she was stuck with.

A gloomy ren faire dork, a greasy stiff, and some freaky robot chick. You gotta be kidding me. Weirdly though, they all seemed pretty strong just by looking at them. She didn’t need the Feng Shui engine to tell her that. Of course. The second she tries to enjoy herself, some out-of-town chumps show up to spoil her monopoly. What the Hell was wrong with them, anyway? Were they together?

 But none of them looked like they had ever even held a camera in their lives. Well, maybe that one guy, but still. Juri skipped introductions, flat out ignoring Sandalphon, and immediately went to snatch up the camera.

[b][color=ec008c]”Yoink,”[/color][/b] She said. She tossed the cam into the air and caught it. She dropped her helmet into the grass and peered through the viewfinder. There was the button to turn it on. Only ninety seconds of footage

[b][color=ec008c]”Listen up. I got the camera, so that means I’m in charge.”[/color][/b] Juri said, jabbing a thumb at herself.

 [b][color=ec008c]”You two B-movie dorks don’t look you know how to use a camera,”[/color][/b] She points at Ganondorf and Sandalphon. [b][color=ec008c]”And you…”[/color][/b] She looks at Zenkichi. 

[b][color=ec008c]”I dunno, I just don’t like you. You look like a cop. Cops and cameras don’t mix.”[/color][/b] Juri smiled, and stepped on her helmet, leaning forward to emphasize her next points. 

[b][color=ec008c]”And we’re uploading this video to some lame-ass website called SpookTube. Well, I’m pretty fuckin’ popular on FooTube. I know what makes that ad revenue cash, and there’s zero chance in Hell any of you can argue with me on that front.”[/color][/b] Juri concluded with a few tilts of her head. 

[b][color=ec008c]”So all that makes me, Juri, the best choice, like always!”[/color][/b] Juri exclaimed, swinging her hands out to the side happily. [b][color=ec008c]”Okay, shut up, watch this, I’m gonna film the intro.”[/color][/b]

	She turned around and held the camera out, making the devils horns sign with her other hand. Her eyes widened and her pupils dilated to a disturbing degree as she stuck out her tongue. She made sure to get everyone else in the group behind her, but she was the main star.  [b][color=ec008c][i]”Ulleeeeeh![/i] Prepare to get scared you frickin’ dorks!”[/color][/b] Then she clapped the viewfinder shut. That was valuable context to the video to come. 

	[b][color=ec008c]”You can’t swear when the video starts, otherwise you get demonetized.”[/color][/b] She explained. [b][color=ec008c]”Bet none of you guys knew that. See? Isn’t it awesome when I’m your leader? We’re gonna make the scariest video ever. All the other teams will look like fuckin’ pussies, watch. ”[/color][/b] Juri leaned down and picked up her helmet. With a casual swing of her arm, she practically dropped it onto her head. She fastened it there to make sure. But it obviously operated on some stupid cartoon logic. No chance she’d suffocate. And no way they were going underwater, despite it being a diving bell. 

	She was confident she had pretty much established her dominance over these other guys. Juri Han was a people person, after all!