[quote=@Fractured]
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I really—I didn't—
*Slinks down behind the counter*
...
[/quote]

[quote=@Stratocracy]
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I’m a doubter.
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*Leans over the counter*
Hey, they're both just giving you a hard time. It's their—
*Coughs*
Misguided way of being friendly.